Romancing Jan (Pieterzoon)

The Goal

Everyone is always asking Jan questions: How could you? What kind of monster are you? Why are you following me? Can you please put the knife down?

But they never ask the most important question of all: How is Jan Pieterzoon?

Somewhere deep inside Archon Pieterzoon is a sensitive heart. And maybe, with the right words, one of our lucky players will be able to find it and give Jan the happy ever after he deserves.

How to Play

“Play” consists of writing letters to Archon Pieterzoon. We, the coordinators, will make sure your letters are received. Make sure your letters pertain to topics he’s interested in (the future of the Camarilla, the superiority of the Ventrue clan, potential heretics he could be investigating), but perhaps not topics he’s too interested in. You know the ones.

Safety

This project is important to all of the coordination staff, but there’s one thing that’s more important than anything else: the safety and comfort of Jan Pieterzoon is paramount. Our promise: any letter or action that threatens the safety of our dear Archon will be dealt with swiftly, decisively, and permanently. By Jan Pieterzoon. Potentially with a sunflower shuriken, however that works.

Contact and Pay Us

Only one part of this project is as important as the health and safety of our chief participant (Jan Pieterzoon): money. Lots and lots of money. Stay tuned here for details on how we can help you part with your money. Payments will be accepted in cryptocurrency, Amazon gift cards bought in cash, etc. If you can think of a method of paying us that would have you thinking “there’s no way for me to trace where this ended up or get my money back”, you’re probably on the right track.

While you wait patiently for your dear Archon’s response, feel free to join fellow courtiers on this Unofficial Discord Server. In the mean time, be sure to review some sample letters from successful customers.